Q and A

Would I give you my number?
Yes.

Would I go out with you?
Yes.

Would I take you home with me?
Yes.

Would I call you in tears to have a bitch session with you?
Yes.

Do I like it when you upload every photo to pass through your sim card, iespecially all of the incredibly unflattering ones that I'd thought you'd deleted?
No, you little shitheads. Cut it out.