Chemical Warfare

The odour of chlorine oozing from my pores is driving me slightly loopy.

Here's why: I've been swimming for a total of 4.5 hours this week, and I already smell like the pool.

I hate to think of what I'll smell like by the end of the month.

On the upside, 4.5 hours later and I'm pretty much back to the standard I was at in March when I stopped swimming for the winter (and because I cbf getting up in the mornings because I'd stay up mad late doing homework...but I digress). But again, that's not saying much. Because I suck numerous five-pronged demon wangs (talk to any of the people in my year 11 English class. That's the last time I bring up medieval texts on witchcraft.) at sprints.