Lolz and such

I recently discovered a most marvellous website called Very Demotivational. It's internet logo (the little picture next to the URL) is VD. Oh the chuckles.

They have a most fantastic tool for creating your own demotivational posters. I availed myself of this tool and immediately began spamming my facebook page with my warped creations.

I had planned to avail myself of this tool again tonight to create one, only to find that my internet was so slow that the page couldn't actually load itself. Instead, a message appeared on the page saying that there was a problem, but people were in the process of fixing it. There was also a lolcat:

Behold.



Wow. That's adorable.

Every time I reloaded the page, there was a new cat.

It made me forget my irritation at the lack of internet.

STDs

I just got my CPU back from IT after they cleaned it of some horrible virus. It got me thinking that viruses are like STDs and putting your USB into a computer is like unprotected sex.

Imagine there are two computers: ComputerA and mine, as well as my USB.

Now imagine that ComputerA has syphilis. Not knowing this, I inserted my USB into its USB port (Oh the off colour implications). Not knowing that my USB was now syphilitic, I inserted it into my computer.

My computer then contracted syphilis without my knowledge.

My USB is a bit of a whore, always being put into other people's computers either to give or receive files. Long story short, pretty soon everyone has syphilis.

What we need is condoms for USBs.

And speaking of condoms, I created a demotivational poster to mark the occasion: